I give up.

5 movies everyone loves that I can’t stand.

1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy - Think about it. It’s boring. Movie 1: get ring, walk. Movie 2: walk. Movie 3: walk, destroy ring.

2. Superbad - The cops and McLovin were the only good part. Oh, a fat guy and Michael Cera trying to get booze to a party so girls will like them because they brought booze…sounds like one of my friends. Also, I hate Michael Cera.

3. Juno - Still hate Michael Cera.

4. Star Wars - Never really got into it and the fans like it a little too much.

5. Twilight - Vampires that don’t drink human blood, vampires that don’t die when in the sun, get a stake through the heart, decapitated, or sprayed with holy water. That pretty much takes everything “vampire” out of them. They bastardized vampires forever and Buffy would kick all their asses.


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