June 2010
1 post
The Rules
1. Never drink alone.
2. Never screw over a friend/partner.
3. Always pay back your debts before someone gets pissed.
4. Never be unreachable.
5. Best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one person. ONLY.
6. Never apologize. It’s a sign of weakness.
7. Always be specific when you lie.
8. Never take anything for granted.
9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
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September 2009
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July 2009
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June 2009
6 posts
I'm all jacked up on MOUNTAIN DEW!
In the past 3 days I’ve had every available Mountain Dew. Didn’t mean to, it just kinda happened. My rankings of the flavors in order:
1. Livewire
2. Baja Blast
3. Code Red
4. Regular Dew
5. Red/Orange Game Fuel
6. Throwback Dew
7. Blue Game Fuel
8. Voltage (that stuff sucks)
and this is just cool:
5 best Billy Mays products
1. Kaboom
2. Zorbeez
3. OxiClean
4. That puddy stuff he pitched that was a two part epoxy
5. espn360.com if for no other reason than he made fun of himself in the commercials
5 movies everyone loves that I can't stand.
1. Lord of the Rings Trilogy - Think about it. It’s boring. Movie 1: get ring, walk. Movie 2: walk. Movie 3: walk, destroy ring.
2. Superbad - The cops and McLovin were the only good part. Oh, a fat guy and Michael Cera trying to get booze to a party so girls will like them because they brought booze…sounds like one of my friends. Also, I hate Michael Cera.
3. Juno - Still hate...
Friday Hot Girl (6/26): Olivia Munn →
Turns out Miss Munn over here is from Oklahoma. Does that make me like her less or like Oklahoma more?
Top 5 Reasons Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen...
1. Megan Fox’s boobs
2. Megan Fox
3. Megan Fox’s ass
4. Giant robots kicking the hell out of eachother
5. *SPOILER* Shia LaBouf dies.
Honorable Mention: Isabel Lucas and her boobs.