The Rules
1. Never drink alone.
2. Never screw over a friend/partner.
3. Always pay back your debts before someone gets pissed.
4. Never be unreachable.
5. Best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one person. ONLY.
6. Never apologize. It’s a sign of weakness.
7. Always be specific when you lie.
8. Never take anything for granted.
9. Never go anywhere without a knife.
10. Never get personlly involved.
11. When all is done, walk away.
12. NEVER date (later amended to have sex with) a coworker.
13. Never involve a lawyer.
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15. Always work as a team.
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18. It’s better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
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22. Never interupt Me when I’m focused.
23. Never mess with my drink if you want to live, regardless of what it is.
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27. Two ways to follow. First, they never notice you. Second, the ONLY notice you.
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30. You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you have to look out for.
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34. If it exists, there is porn of it.
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36. Claiming to be a lesbian does not make one a lesbian.
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38. You start it, you finish it.
39. There is no such thing as a coincidence.
40. If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.
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42. Never make a promise you know you can’t keep.
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44. Hide the women and children first.
45. Clean up your own messes.
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47. Never sit on the sideline when a friend is in trouble.
48. Never underestimate your opponant.
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51. Sometimes you’re wrong.
76. No excuses, play like a champion.
100. A slap to the face is an insult. A slap to the back of the head is a wake up call.
